I received an important property document that had been missing. I'd been waiting for its arrival (by mail) for quite some time. Can you imagine how I felt calling the vice president of the finance department?
My admission?
"Could I perhaps get another official document?" :::gulp:::
"Mrs. C - have you ever been owned by a cat?"
"Yes. Why?" She asks.
(I had to tell the truth - I wanted to say that something had spilled on the envelope.)
"One of my felines snarfed up a furball on my papers. :::gulp:::
"Oh, okay. I've got 2 cats!"
The letter arrived a week later. It's put away.

You'll have to come up with something better than that, Nickie... ;-)


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