I don't knowhy I have this desire to get good quality sleep when I go to bed at night, but I do. It would be nice if I could sleep well enough to feel rested when I wake up.
Dear Package that just arrived according to the email I just got
I hope you're something exciting, but I suspect you're just the new "Do not feed or flirt with me" sign I ordered to replace the cracked one Julio currently has.
Dear Coffee Shop
Please have good muffins today.
Please wake up.