Nickie Coby (puppybraille) wrote,
Nickie Coby

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Well, I found out that the fast pitch ball turnament is this weekend. Normally, the Columbus Lions Club works it, and they are this year, selling hot dogs and such. Usually I help by getting the pops, but I've got a lot of stuff to do and my foot and ankle throb!! I think I've got a grad party for one of my friends, and that should be fun. Then who knows what, probably just homework. Maybe I'll feel like going to see Bruce Almighty. That would be cool!! I think it's described.
I know I should probably give Dakota a bath, he reaks.
Here are some funnies to get people going.
Supposed quotes from police officers:
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on this ticket, huh?"
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

Okay, those are all for now.

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