I know I should probably give Dakota a bath, he reaks.
Here are some funnies to get people going.
Supposed quotes from police officers:
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on this ticket, huh?"
"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
Okay, those are all for now.