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Nickie's Secret Diet!

Since I can't exactly get a job right now, I'm thinking of ways to earn some money. Here's what I've come up with. After all, if I can't turn the surgery into something positive, I can at least try to make money off of it right?

So, here's what I plan to do. Everyone's reading diet books. I could become a fitness coach. All I ask of my participants is the following:

  1. Have a surgery, and a reaction to anesthetic.
  2. Get sick, don't eat for a day.
  3. Purchase a walker and hop around to get places for eight weeks.
  4. Get nauseated from pain killers.

I know it works. I haven't been weighed yet, but I may have lost up to an inch and a half around my lumbar area. How do I know this? When I was in school, before the surgery, and needed a block, they used a six inch long needle. Two weeks ago, they used a four and a half inch one. Go figure!

And, in case you were unsure, no, I won't write a diet book.

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