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I hijacked Mom's computer. I'm so wound up, the dorm room can't contain me. Mom's walking too slow again. And no matter how hard I try, she won't play tug. I don't understand why she gets so mad when I jump and dig my nails into her left foot.

Another day of work for me. Maybe I can get

  • A girl to notice me.

  • Food off the floor before Mom notices.

  • Someone to take me for a run.

  • Food off the floor.

  • On Mom's bed when she's not looking.

  • Food off the floor.


Love,
Julio
PS: Mom sais I did a good traffic tcheck. She should give me more food don't you think? My paws are tired, gotta go pester Mom for breakfast.

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(Anonymous)
Mar. 29th, 2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
Dear Julio,
have you heard of the 3-second rule? Yep! If you can catch a tidbit or tasty morsel of food that falls in front of you - it is YOURS, all yours. Yesterday, we all scored some fine, small bits of CHEESE when our Mom wasn't paying attention. Our Mom has a sore foot too - it's our favorite place to sleep. We just don't know why she gets all red in the face and says bad words....
Love,
Rocky Cat
Little Missy
Scooter Cat
Tiger Man
Lukin
and last but not least - the baby, Nico Cat
myxginxblossoms
Mar. 29th, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
Dear Julio,

Count yourself lucky that you can get extra morsels of food off the floor. We get fed twice a day and have to mouth up the rocks and bubbles for the rest of the time.

Love,
Warren-Zevon, Logan 5, and Chancellor Ironsides, goldfish brothers
rangoon
Mar. 30th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
You should try hijacking her MSN account sometime. She always puts your name on there, but never lets you talk to us. I'm sure you're much more adorable (no offense to your mom, of course) to talk to.
pcmbrocks
Mar. 30th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC)
dear julio~

i'm surprised you don't get the girls all over you all the time, you are such a cute guy!! and as for taking a run (or a faster walk), call me up sometime.... now that the weather is getting nicer, i am more likely to take a walk outside sometimes.

becky
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