Me: Come on, Julio. Under the seat. (move him so his butt's under the seat in front of me.)
Julio: Ooh! Grandma! (that's mom) I wanna go see grandma. (crawls out from under the seat, curls in front of mom.)
Repeat 50 time.
Julio: starts shaking 'cause we're both afraid of flying.
Me: get off my foot. (try not to scream because he's on the bad foot.)
After 4 hours of this, finally get off the plane.