Nickie Coby (puppybraille) wrote,
Nickie Coby
puppybraille

Christmas carols

First let me say that I love my dogs, so understand that these are in fun.
I'm getting nothing for Christmas

I've seen this for just dogs, but I wanted to modify it for our puppies.

Baxter: I tried to jump on Julio's head Somebody snitched on me. I growled when told to get off the bed. Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be heeling straight, next year I'll be good just wait. Won't hump up and eat off plates. Somebody snitched on me.

Julio: I took a breadstick off the floor for a meal. Somebody snitched on me. I jumped on top of an automobile. Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be crossing straight, next year I'll be good just wait! Won't covet what's on lunchroom plates. Somebody snitched on me.

Everybody: We're getting nothing for Christmas, the whole darn family is mad! We're getting something for Christmas. We haven't been all that bad. We're getting something for Christmas because we really aren't that bad.

Dog tails we have heard on high

Wagging tails we have heard on high. Swiftly knocking over my plate and the milk glass in reply slips into the heater grate. Go clean up. Don't let that dog jump up.

Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Baxter Oh Baxter, please don't jump on the Christmas tree. Oh Baxter oh Baxter please don't jump on the Christmas tree. We worked so hard we want to see the ornaments on the tree. Oh Baxter oh Baxter, please don't jump on the Christmas tree.

Julio the Guide Dog

Julio the Guide Dog was a very happy pup. He had lots of fun smiling at everyone til his harness handle was up. Julio the Guide Dog didn't have to stay at home. He did a real good job and taking his mom along so she go out alone. There must have been some magic in that school they both went to, cause when they came back home together they both worked like brand new.


Tags: family, guide dogs, my writing
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