Maybe I could write an Ode to the crapiest writing ever? Sorry, but I couldn't write worth anything in sixth grade. When a paper uses the terms, Leader dog, Seeing Eye Dog, and Guide Dog interchangeably, with no explanation. It's not a good sign. And can I say no subject verb agreement? Wow! That's really scary!
Oh, and the poem I wrote in 5th grade? It was okay, but not that great.
Maybe this is a sign that I need to go to bed.