I know you don't speak English, and you'll probably never understand what I'm writing to you, but that's okay, I can pretend. There are some things I think you should know, because you seem to have forgotten them, or just never knew them.
I know it's really exciting when the bell rings, but that doesn't mean you have to go running down the hall.
I am glad my friends are your friends, but I don't think they like it when they leave 30 seconds before us and we catch up to them in 5. Although at least we walked fast.
Even if you don't want any water today, I do like to use the rest room now and then, so it would be really nice if we could make that left turn in there when I say "left, left, left, left!"
Things you find on the floor are not nutritional meals. Please leave them where they are.
Right, right find inside, does not mean "left, left, let's go see Baxter."
Thank you for the smile you gave me when you laid your head on my knee during French.
Thank you for wagging your tail against my leg when we walk. I'm glad you're having fun.
Thank you for stopping for the holes in the driveway. I don't have a twisted ankle.
Thank you for keeping me from running into things I didn't see.
Thank you for making your little snort noises in my ear, I'm glad you were happy.
PS: I'm sorry, but you can't have a milk bone.